mockiato:

author-cypress-butane:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

christian missionaries really will just show up at your door full of bad and stupid opinions you absolutely did not ask for then act hurt when you get short with them because they don’t know when to fuck off

like sirs and ma’ams i hate to break it you but y’all are not martyrs suffering for the greater good. you’re pushy strangers who show up at people’s houses uninvited to tell them about a religion they’re most likely not interested in and you get bonus asshole points for thinking it’s acceptable to preach for homophobic/transphobic organizations on the doorsteps of random lgbt ppl. ppl not being happy to see you isn’t an attack against you it’s you experiencing normal consequences for being rude.

What level of inconvenience should one be expected to endorse for the actual Truth, though?

Christians go home, this is a Jew only event 📢

cashwheel:

miles: actually im thirteen so shutvthe fuck up

thefemaleofspecies:

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musashi:
“ nekogirl52:
“ princess-of-anons:
“ bulbasaur-propaganda:
“ thebigdeepcheatsy:
“Someone photoshop this Bulbasaur riding a motorcycle!
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Yes please
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My editing doesn’t do this bulb any justice, but I’ve attempted to give him a...

musashi:

nekogirl52:

princess-of-anons:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

thebigdeepcheatsy:

Someone photoshop this Bulbasaur riding a motorcycle!

Yes please

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My editing doesn’t do this bulb any justice, but I’ve attempted to give him a motorcycle

@neopuff

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hey guys whats up

babyanimalgifs:

Image credits: Miles Herbert/Caters News